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Post by Cloud on Jul 31, 2004 17:21:09 GMT -5
....Fags.
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Post by Saint on Jul 31, 2004 17:34:50 GMT -5
That isn't what you were screaming last night, now was it?
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Post by Cloud on Jul 31, 2004 22:06:45 GMT -5
Actually, yes it was. You couldn't hear it because the lube 'somehow' got into your ears.
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Post by Saint on Aug 1, 2004 1:39:01 GMT -5
You know I like it like that...
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Dast
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Post by Dast on Aug 1, 2004 9:22:30 GMT -5
You guys never stop....freaking me out! Bucha weirdos! Keep yer sex lives in yer fuckin bedroom! Lowsy gay punks. Okay, wanna hear a joke?
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Post by Saint on Aug 1, 2004 10:19:04 GMT -5
No. But your wife is a joke. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
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Dast
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Post by Dast on Aug 1, 2004 15:37:50 GMT -5
But your wife is a joke. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Well, If i had a wife...do you mean my girlfriend is a joke? She's sitting right here...says your girlfriend said you had a small penis... I dunno, but that's just what i'm told. So, you wanna hear a joke?
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Snakes
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Planet Mado Programmer Guy
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Post by Snakes on Aug 1, 2004 16:11:03 GMT -5
i can't speak for anyone else but i don't want to hear a joke.
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Post by Saint on Aug 1, 2004 16:33:26 GMT -5
Well, If i had a wife...do you mean my girlfriend is a joke? She's sitting right here...says your girlfriend said you had a small penis... I dunno, but that's just what i'm told. So, you wanna hear a joke? Ha! I don't have a girlfriend! So oooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh, but your girlfriend seemed impressed. Your wife! Ooooowwwwwnnnnneeeeddddd.
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Chris
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Post by Chris on Aug 1, 2004 17:08:24 GMT -5
Tell me joke!
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Dast
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Post by Dast on Aug 1, 2004 22:18:18 GMT -5
i can't speak for anyone else but i don't want to hear a joke. Hey snakes....You don't want to hear a joke? Well, i don't want to see you type. Hey saint, are you sure you're talking about my wife, or snakes boyfriend? By the way...okay here is my joke. 3 nuns go to heaven. God tells them they have led such a good life that he wants to grant them each a wish. 1st nun goes up and says, well i've never had sex, so i guess i want to do that. "What kind of man do you want?" God asks. She tells him she doesn't know much about it, but a man with a ten inch penis sounds like it'd be good. So good flips through his little book and says, "I've found the perfect guy!" So the nun goes with the guy and they do their little deed, She comes out with a tear in her eye and the other nuns ask her how it was, she explains that it was really good, but it hurt really bad, she wishes she would have gone with a guy with a smaller dick. So the second nuns goes to god and says, "well if ten inches hurt too much for her, i'll go with a guy who has a 6 inch penis. God flips through his little book and tells her that he has another good guy for that. So they go off and do it, she comes out a little teary eyed and the nuns ask her how it was. She also says it was really good but it still hurt. The third nun goes to god, and says, well if that hurt i want a guy with a two inch dick. God flips through his little book, and continues to flip for a good hour. He finally looks up and says, "you know what?" "What?" "Saint ain't dead yet."
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Post by Saint on Aug 2, 2004 2:24:53 GMT -5
Fuck you.
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Post by Cloud on Aug 2, 2004 14:58:25 GMT -5
Hahahahaha...
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Dast
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Post by Dast on Aug 2, 2004 17:04:34 GMT -5
Last night, i was trying to pick up this chick...So i walk up to her and say "Fat Penguin"
She gives me and confused look and says "What are you talking about?"
I respond, "Just trying to say something to break the ice"
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Post by Diablo on Aug 2, 2004 18:04:30 GMT -5
Better watch it saint may bann u
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